If you don’t reblog this, you are on duty to get the cookies off the top shelf. You have been notified.
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
I GOT INTO COLLEGE AND A JOB OFFER IN ONE DAY ??
OMG I JUST GOT A SECOND JOB TODAY TOO 👏 *virtual high five for being awesome humans*